Distinct species of human being found in Bar
I am not talking
about those expensive bars like hardrock café, café Morrison or where the menu
is itself a book. Instead, I am referring to small local places which people
with higher frequency visits. Their frequency and capacity made it difficult
for them to afford such exorbitant places located in the heart of the city.
Such people like the places where they can enjoy the alcohol without worrying
too much about the money. Crowd does not matter for them. What if girls don’t
visit such places? What if the waiter brings your order 10 minutes late. What
is a big deal in that. What if toilets are not that clean. You will get the
value for the money and end up in saving your too little bank balance.
Let me describe
some of the most interesting people you find often in the bar.
- Frustu:
Such people are found in abundance. They are good people and blessed with
Frustu/ Glutton - Anil - Friendly and distracted: These people always look at the other tables, order of other people. When you see them, they respond you with a smile. They will even offer you a cigarette. Such people generally find someone like them and begun to discuss things that mattered to none. They go on taking the phone no. of each other and promised to drink sometime together but next morning, they laugh on their stupidity and none of the party contacts the other one.
- Lovers:
Experienced/Philosopher - Chandan - Philosophers:They generally talks about the benefit of drinking. They kept on talking and talking and drinking and drinking. They quote second hand quotations and some third class haikus. They enjoy the alcohol to the fullest and pretend that they are they the most happiest persons on the earth.
- Boasters:
Most of the time, such people drink much more than they can digest and
ended up indigestion. They are the one who always say things like “yaar,
bike mein chalaunga.” They repeat their achievements every time they
drank. They are quite redundant in their approach. They always try to make
sure that no one drink more than them on the table.
- Experienced: They drink passionately and patiently enjoying every sip. They make sure about the 3 ‘D’ formula so that the bad effect of alcohol is minimized on their liver. 3 D refers to Delay, Dilute, Diet. This formula is self explanatory. They frequency is quite often but they never drink like a fish.
- Beginners:
Beginner - Glutted one: They generally prefers the food more as compared to drink. With such people, you have to order a lot of snacks as they didn’t leave any dish to last longer and in tune with alcohol by their art of over eating. They are sometimes like pain in the ass for those who experienced and professional drinkers.
- Submissive
people:
Submissive - Sanjeev - All
rounder: They play all the above roles and many other
left unleashed depending on the company, mood and lot of other factors.
Unpredictable
3 comments:
umm, thinking.. in which category i fall, and abt you too.. :P
Interesting observations! Good job done.. i love frustu.. ;)
@Ravi You have grown from Beginner to Experienced.....and about myself, someone else can tell better.
@Divenita ..Hmm Girls generally like frustu because they are one who can be exploited easily.
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