Sunday, May 22, 2011

Advertisements: i grew watching

Advertisements are always closer to my heart specially emotional and humorous one. Let me compile some of my favorites one. 

Dhara Refined Vegetable oil
This ad was so emotional. I remember, at times, I used to threatened my mother if she don’t make the maggi, I will also leave the home. Also, this makes me addicted of Jalebi.




Bajaj Sunny scooty
It was a beautiful ad specially the music. During my childhood days, I was so crazy about it that while going to school every day, I used to count the no. of sunny that I had watched that day. It really suits the girl. But with time, it vanished.



 


Hamara Bajaj
Scooters. Nice emotional ad and music is so beautiful that it is even fresh today. It was a stunning success for Bajaj.



Cadbury Dairy milk
One of the finest music ever and romantic too. It has something for everybody.

Cadbury - perk

Preity is looking so young. She must be in her teen as I was in a single digit. The guy was the one pictured in Jagjeet song called Tere aane ki jab khabar mehki in album Saher.






Liril commercial

This ad was associated with childhood fantasies. Bikini without vulgarity. Nice creation. This ad is as old as 1985- year i was born.

Gold Spot
One of the famous indian soft drink which was also purchased by coke. I remember the Meine pyar kiya song"Kabutar ja ja ja" with Gold spot as this drink was quite popular then and  also  was shown in the song.



  
Ajanta clock






 Chal meri luna

This as was very emotional and aimed directly at Indian customer. However with time, things changes and you are very lucky if you spot a Luna in a town.




Complan
Ayesha takia and shahid kapoor in their childhood.






Saturday, May 21, 2011

KOlkata Day out-2


I woke up at 1. I was not feeling very good. Only 3 weeks were left in Kolkata, then back to home for a week and then again to Mumbai. I was feeling little homesick. I was not feeling to get up, I remain on bed listening to some music. Suddenly, I came across a blog in which there was a post called 50 New rules of work By Robin Sharma. One of the point was Do things which you don’t do normally, Talk to people you don’t talk normally, Read magazines, you don’t read, Go to places you don’t commonly visit. Disrupts your thinking so that it remains fresh. With this thought in mind, I planned a visit to famous science city. I checked out the site and note down all the relevant details. I also check the other stuff in Science city and one of the blog said, it will take minimum 3 hours. I thought, it’s a good place to spend the evening and as it remain open  till 9 in the night. I planned to leave by 3.30 without worrying about the hot summer. I ordered a Chicken garlic Chowmein for lunch/breakfast. At 3, I went to take a bath. 

At 3:35, I hired a taxi. When you go to unknown place, You always remain scary about the driver whether he is following the longest route. At 4:15, he dropped me and charged 150. I was pretty satisfied with the bill. As I entered, I saw some out of the world buildings which were really giving it a look of Science city. After depositing my bag at cloak counter, I buy the entry ticket which cost around 25 bucks. I take a stroll around whole park. It was very huge, lot of families especially those with small kids had came there. Lovers didn’t even spare this place. They can be seen on the hidden benches. Now, I was tired and want to take a rest. I went to Space theatre. I purchased a ticket of rs. 50 bucks and went inside the theatre. It was almost full, only few rows were vacant in the front. It was looking like hemisphere. I take a seat in one of the row. Movie, was about to start. Guard came to me and asked sir if you are alone. I nodded. He told me, then go to last 2 seats, you will have a ultimate view. They were vacant perhaps nobody was there in a group of 2. Vow, the view was mesmerizing. You can assume it like the PVR, just the difference was screen was everywhere, front, top and both the sides and it was circular in shape. The movie started. Mystery of the Nile. We were feeling like we were sitting in an helicopter and it was moving over the river Nile. It was flying very fast and taking sharp turns. I became discomforted. Suddenly, people and kids began shouting. Now, I thought ohh, it must be some speciality of this Doom shaped theatre of which I was ignorant.
   Courtesy: Science City website:Dome shaped theater inside 


My seat was at such a location that one can cover the maximum portion of the screen. I saw the people in the front rows, they were almost lying. I was comfortable. The only thing was helicopter was taking very sharp turns. And with each turn, people shouts. The kid sitting in front of me picture started crying and stand up on his chair thinking no was sitting behind him. My seat was at much more elevation. The top part in the was screen. I was sitting at the extreme back with at one of the seat of the 2 seats placed differently.
I thought what had happened to the kid. His mother slap him and make him saw me ’She said, Don’t disturb uncle.’ I said, its all right auntie and kid is not disturbing me. I thought if I really look like an Uncle. Perhaps, yes, it was not the first time somebody had said me uncle. Movie ended. Now, it was a time to increase some knowledge. I started reading about the theatre on the walls. I came to know that the device used inside was Astrological projector. It is used to show the movies whose size is 5 times more than the normal movie. Size here was of course not referred to length. It was actually referring to the screen size, I guess. The unique proposition of this device was the audience feel them as a part of movie which I experienced just.


Then, I went to another section. There were lot of machines kept inside the glass. It is written over there to press a switch if you want to see the experiment. All the experiments are clearly explained in a non technical language. I looked at many experiments. I remember my high school days. This place is a must for children. Many of my doubts that I had in childhood cleared today.
One of the experiment was, as we press a button, bubble came out of the tube and began to rise. As, it was rising , its size increases which shows that pressure depend upon the height. As the bubble was rising, pressure was decreasing and it size was increasing. Wow. Another was showing that more than 12 images/ second was perceived as continuous motion. Yupp, Like moving fan. This is called as the persistence of vision.  This was all is a part of space station but to watch, one doesn’t need extra ticket.
I had enough of rest in Centralized AC space theatre. I came out and went to Cable car in which you can see the whole Science city from the top. It was truly a Science city. But, I came to know, this cable car will drop you out of the main entrance. Enjoy this ride at the end when you have completed all the other things. I went to see the Evolutionary park. Its ticket was of 10 bucks. As I entered, I was alone and it was quite dark showing the dinosaurs on both the sides.
Courtesy: Wikipedia: Evolution park
 It was really scary. I began to wait for some other people to join but nobody came. After 2,3 minutes, I started all alone. This park show all the stages of evolution of men with various animals surrounding you on both the sides. Also, there were some very horrible sounds. This park was really a must watch for everybody. Once, I went similar to this park in Delhi, when I was a kid. The picture of my cousins and my relatives came in my mind. It took me 15 minutes to saw this park. It was so hot and humid inside. When I came out, I was literally sweating. It was also written over there, as temperature is not controlled in this park, please bear the inconvenience. I went again to Space theatre and purchased the ticket of 3D movie. It cost me 20 bucks. I went inside. It was a flop show. I dint like it all. It was for the small kids.
I have looked almost all the important things in the Science city. The only thing I didn’t tried was the Time Machine. There were certain instructions like people with so and so problems shouldn’t try it. I was having neck and back pain. Although, these were not mentioned, I didn’t tried that. I thought I had enough. Now, its time to go back to cable car. I purchased a ticket worth 25. I asked him I want to sit alone in the cable and not with other people. He asked me to wait then. I waited for 10 minutes.
Courtesy: Wikipedia.com: View from the Trolley
Journey in the trolley was very nice experience. It just gave the look of whole city. One of thing , I had missed was musical fountains. The trolley stopped exactly over the musical fountains for 2 minutes. It was a wonderful experience, listening to music hanging in the air. With it, ended my Science city visit. I collected my Bag, catch a bus to Behala where I was living. The journey in the bus was very tiring. But, I had planned a dinner meal in Arsalan, lucknawi restaurant in Kolkata. It was bit expensive so in order to compensate, I had managed this part of my journey with bus. 

Finally, dinner was awesome. Lucknawi food is always good in serving mughlai cuisine. This restaurant was near my flat but I didn’t know about it before. How sad. It is good that still I have 3 weeks. My bill came out to be 240/-. But I was very much satisfied. I had 1 plate chicken, garlic naan, coldrink and 1 mutton Biryani. At last, I again take a taxi to home. This time taxi bill was 40. Overall, the day was good.

Science City is a must visit for everyone once. If you are a kid or have kids, then you will like to go there often.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Unleashing traits for names: An attempt


Interpreting personalities by names:     

I know the title would appear quite absurd. Yes, it is actually. Few days back, I lost in the thought what would be the appropriate name for the protagonist of the fictional story that I had already published in the blogs. After contemplating a lot, I finalized 2 names: Ritu and Saahil. The thought behind writing this post is that whenever I will confused about the names, I will get back to it. I uncover one of the thing with this post.  I have some affections towards the name starting with ‘R’ and ‘S’. Facebook plays important role in this post.
Few names came to my mind.
Enter on your own risk


Abhishek
9 abhishek i know, all distinct species. However, trustworthy.
Amit
Sensible, Favoritism and nepotism plays role for them in their decisions and remarks

Anil
Feku and fattu

Ankit
Kaamchor and haramkhor

Ashish
Liars, go to any extent to impress girls, and always crib about other people assets. Exceptions are always there. loyal in every relation which is neither possible nor impossible. Very social. Humorous


Atul
They think bike chalane ke liye aptitude chahiye, can mix with anybody in a moment, possessed brain little less than einstein, biggest passion is sleeping, many dates disappeared from their life in sleep only, try to crack the good jokes but not able to....


Gaurav
6 gauravs, all are mast and specialized in sth particular. One is next to paresh ravaal ,other one is sanjay dutt and one of them is chocolate boy.
Himanshu
little Fattu type, show off people, child at hearts.

Nitin
Self obsessed, competitive, prefer beer over whisky......, Fitness freak

Manas
Good and practical Liars, think themselves superior, loves making fun of other, intelligent, can do anything for their loved ones.

Manish
Good people, little anti social and all are my good friends. Have lots of thing to learn from them. All are quite aiyaash....

Manoj
Love hanging out very much, abstain from smoking and drinking and non veg, sadhu type

Mohit
Shy, creative, trustworthy, give meaning to their life, thinkers, very loyal

Nikhil
ladki patana chahte hai desperately but success nahi milti......, excuses ki dukaan, moody

Prateek
2 prateek, 1 no. ke talkative (BC), good at heart, always ready to help, obsessed with themselves
Rahul
I knew 2,3 Rahuls. All of them are quite smart, londiyabaaz, talkative. Latest fashion and the beauty with brains are preferred by them.Ya, one of my rahul who helped me to pass my 8 sems of engineering, extremely helpful

Ravi
They are typically the Shaukeen type of the people like that of NAwabs from the lucknow. I knew 7 Ravi’s and all are committed. They are good in friendship, however whimsical and of course good in arguments by mastering the art of bad logic,Moody, foodie and can dance without music..

Robin
3 robins in facebook friend list. All are intelligent psycho and philosophers too
Sachin
They comes in variety. Some are extremely intelligent, some are good singers, some are good in sticking to single girls, some have mastered the art of proposing the girls and always learn something after rejections, some are hedonists and some are boasters.

Sameer
Thoughtful, intellectual type, mad in doing what they like, good in imagining the fantasies with girls.

Sandeep
Best people. I know  4 sandeeps. Trustworthy, best friends, can do anything for you, helpful type, emotional, sort of people whom you go to in search of motivation and inspiration.

Saurabh
All saurabh, I know are toppers. They are forefront people in every respect. All-rounder types.

Shubham
All the Shubhams, I know in my life are quite intelligent and the best brains, educated in the best of the colleges, cracked toughest of the exams. I have respect for this name in my heart.

What is in a name? Shakespeare

 All are equally good....

I tried this with the girls but few names like neha, swati, richa, pallavi, are so popular and common that I stuck in finding any single feature to generalize. Perhaps, My shyness can be another reason for it.
Stay tuned, my next will be for girls.
90 % of the information is based on my judgment which makes them highly prone to be categorized into poor observation. I am quite bad in judgment.

Please don't comment if you are not agree. You have every right to disagree. This post is written for humor purpose only.No offense!!!!
If anybody want to comment about my name, most welcome.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Never mix the quotes


“The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.” Oscar wilde


Every day , we come across different quotations on facebook, our favorites blogs, office Notice board and so many other places. We think about them for a moment, feel good and forget them the next moment.
But from last few days, I stuck with a question, Isn’t these quotes are contradictory sometimes?
Consider these  quotes:
‘Small Aim is a crime’. APJ kalam
Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content. Louis L'Amour
‘An Honest man is who does not expect more than he deserves.’ Ayn Rand
‘One can’t be happy without satisfaction’ Frederick ( I read it on the Company’s notice board, didn’t remember exact words but more or less, it sound like this)
If we look them closely, one of the quote is saying that we should always aim for the highest and the other one is saying, we can’t be happy unless satisfied. Yes, we can be satisfied with what we are and can dream for the highest but then another quote says , we should expect in sync with our abilities and capabilities. How can we sure of our abilities unless we achieved our dream and at the same time, we cannot achieve unless we dream something. And, how can we dream keeping our capabilities in mind when we are not sure .I am also confused now .
Let me give 1 more example, consider the below quotes:
The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other. Mario puzo

 “Living with a conscience is like driving with the brakes on.” Budd Schulberg

 “I did what my conscience told me to do, and you can't fail if you do that.” Anita Hill

Last quote is saying we must live according to our consciences. Middle one is saying, it is impossible to live with conscience , everybody is flawed or flawless cannot survive. And the first one by Mario puzo stresses on the Loyalty. What if your conscience is tarnishing your loyalty towards family. Isn’t it confusing?
Perhaps, life is a biggest tradeoff and every quote is suitable for different circumstances and situations. And we reap what we want actually at that time to comfort ourselves.
 So, let us not mix these quotes.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Husband and Wife arguing about smoking: Quite emotional


Husband and Wife argument
Ritu and Saahil recently got married. Saahil promised Ritu to quit the smoking before marriage. But, he was addicted. Ritu came to know after the marriage that Saahil still smoke. She knew it but never talked about it but as his most of her friend circle also smokes, so, She took it lightly. But, one day, she visits the hospital for some reason and God knows what happened to her. She decided to talk to Saahil about the smoking seriously. Now, She was determined to make her husband quit.  When Saahil went on the terrace to light the cigarette after dinner, she caught him. Saahil was also stubborn and addicted to nicotine. Their conversation went like this.

Day 1 -Monday

“Why do you smoke ? Please quit for my sake.” Ritu said.
“I am not addicted to it. I can quit anytime I want, I smoke for pleasure.” He said.
“Why don’t you quit now?”She said.
“I am too young and healthy. No. of cigarettes I smoke in a day are perfectly ok.” He said.
“Every puff reduces life by 5 seconds.”She said.
“I know lot of people who are in their 70;s and 80 s and are smoking from their teenage. These research ,you know are rubbish and published for the sake of making money.” He said.
“I know people who died in their young age due to heavy smoking.”She said.
“Honey, they must be heavy smokers. I am a moderate one. And it all about destiny.” He said.
“Destiny is decided by our karma’s.”She said.
“Don’t be spiritual Darling.” He said.
“OK, throw it now and promise me never to smoke one if you love me.”She said.
“ I can do anything for you. This is just a cigarette. I will never touch it.” He said.

Day 3-Wednesday


They were going to market to buy the vegetables in their newly purchased car, Skoda Fabia. She find the packet of cigarette in the front pocket.

“What is this?” She said.
“Oohh, This must be of my friend. He smokes a lot. I told him every puff reduces life by 5 seconds. He never listens to me. Such an idiot. Perhaps, his wife is not as beautiful and intelligent like you.” He said.
“Ok, good. From next time onwards, ask him not to smoke in your car."She said.
“ Anything for you, Darling. If you say, I will never allow him to sit in our car.” He said.
“Do as much I said”. She said.

Day 5-Friday


Saahil  had his lunch in the office. He went out for a fag.
Ritu called him to ask if he had his lunch and his opinion on the new dish, she had prepared first time. called  kutta do pyaaza.
“Darling, what a coincidence. I was just thinking about you.”
Vendor said, “Sir, classic nahi hai, Goldflake chalega.”
“You liar. Where are you right now?” She said.
“I am at a shop, just came here to buy the recharge coupon. “He said.
“You Liar, I heard what he had said.”
“Who said and what?” He said.
“Gold flake thing.”She said.
Jaanu, he also sells cigarettes, he must talking with some other customer. You doubt me a lot. I have said, I had already quit.” He said.
“OK, Darling. Don’t be angry.”
“Okay, I  will call you after 5 minutes. It’s too hot over here.” He said.
“Bye. Love you. Will wait for your call.”She said.

Day 10-Wednesday


Every Wednesday, they go to market to buy the vegetables and other grocery stuff. After buying the vegetable, they went to grocery shop and placed the order.
Vendor said, “ 330 bucks for now  and 10 for the cigarettes you buy yesterday and didn’t have a change.”
“I am going to home. “She said.
“Listen darling…” He said.
“What listen? Do you think I am an Idiot?”
“Yes, no,no, no……”
“What?”
“Listen, yesterday, I was in a huge stress. So, smoked else I have not smoke for last 5 days. Believe me, you know what happen. I came to know that wife of my friend had filed divorced against him on fake grounds . I was so disturbed. He asked me to call him when I was passing from here. I stopped here and I forgot about everything. He was so disturbed. “ He said.
“Which friend?”
“Ajay, remember I told you about him once.” He said.
“What happened between them?”
“Between whom?” He said.
“Your friend and his wife. Stupid.” She said.
“Don’t me ask now, otherwise I will start crying. I will tell you later.” He said.

Day 13- Saturday


Ritu was washing the clothes. She found the matchbox in the pocket of the trousers.
“You said, you have quit. What is this?”
“I don’t know how it came there.”  He said.
“Some Ghost has put there.”
“How can I know? I didn’t know about it at all. Perhaps, you have put it there.”He said
“What the hell? What on earth will me make do it?” She said.
“How can I know? I can’t read your mind. There is always something rubbish going on in that hollow sphere.”He said.
“Stop, for the god sake.”
“You have started it.” He said.
“Leave it. “
“Next time, if I found you smoking or came to know that you are lying, I would go to my parent’s house.”
“Don’t give such arguments. Otherwise, I have to start smoking again.”He said.
“What? You want me to go to parent’s home. I am going.” She said.
“Darling, cant I joke with you? I want to change your mood, that is why, I have cracked this joke. Now, please tell me what the special you had made today in Lunch.”
“Nothing special.” She said.
“I must say there is magic in your hands, even simple food made by your hands tastes so nice.”He said.
“Rehene do,ab” She said
By now, Her husband had master the art of hiding. He continued.
She never caught him. Weeks passed. Months passed. Years Passed. Until one bad day, when Saahil was feeling pain in the chest and they went to the Doctor together.
Doctor examined him and called Ritu in private. Doctor told her that he is having the symptoms of cancer. Saahil underwent certain tests and the result came after 2 days. For 2 days, Ritu didn’t talk to Saahil properly. She also didn’t discuss anything about smoking.
2 days later, result came and Saahil was declared as fine. They were going to home happily. Ritu asked him to go for a long drive. He agreed. They parked their car and began walking along the beach. Suddenly, Ritu started crying.
“What happen, Darling?”He asked
“Why had you lied to me for years about smoking?” She said.
Saahil shocked and also started crying. Ritu told him about the Cancer thing. Saahil didn’t say anything. They never talked about smoking after this incidence. Neither, Saahil made any promise any that day.
But, he never smoke after that .

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